the-absolute-funniest-posts:

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

fuj0shi:

obama looking at my blog

69shadesofgray:

people who obsess and keep track of who follows and doesn’t follow them back seriously annoy me. i don’t know what you want from a person, don’t send them a message when they unfollow you. clearly they did it for a reason, clearly it doesn’t fucking matter, because clearly, they’re not going to follow you again immediately. a follow actually doesn’t determine a friendship? like i just seriously don’t understand the point of all of it I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT

shibasquad:

hey do u think that when its rly stormy outside all the trees move really violently b/c they think they’re in a mosh pit at a metal concert

Men Experiencing Child Labor

genoflydersyolo:

And now for another round of ”Can I Put More than One Cosplay Together in Time for the Next Con?”

lady-chyna:

the-chubby-nerd:

What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at

Huh!!

aparticularlygoodfinder:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery