my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
just gonna stand there and watch me burn
but thats alright because
i like the way it hurts
when you want to buy beatles’ concert tickets but then you realize it’s not the 60s anymore and they aren’t together
advice about starting highschool
- watch high school musical a lot its exactly like that